Oddly Enough Blog

See ya later, crocodile!

August 19, 2011

Mr. Johnson, we’re here to apply for one of those “Zoo Performer” jobs you advertised. Can you tell us a little about what we’d have to do?

If it ain’t broke, don’t call us…

August 18, 2011

Hello, thank you for calling Lamar’s Fix-It and Fried Okra Shop. How may I direct your call?

Abe! How’s life at your Gettysburg address?

August 18, 2011

Blog Guy, is it just me, or am I seeing lots of photos of Abraham Lincoln in the news these days?

You’re lacking in your hacking!

August 17, 2011

Lamar, get in my office!

What’s up, Boss?

Look, you’ve had enough time! I told you if you want to make it in journalism, you need to hack into some voice messages, and I want to see what you’ve got. We’re on deadline!

Earn big bucks without knowing anything!

August 17, 2011

I swear, I don’t know why I keep getting suckered by these lame “list” stories. For instance, Ten Jobs that Don’t Require a Degree.

Giving us the creeps?

August 16, 2011

Blog Guy, last week you wrote about an opinion poll naming Casey Anthony the “most hated person in America.”

Honey, I’m on my way!

August 15, 2011

Blog Guy, you know that place in Siberia you say is the goofiest place on earth? I think you call it Wackytown, and you organize tours there.

Von Trapped with no way out?

August 15, 2011

What’s wrong, Blog Guy? You look very frightened and upset.

I am. A neighbor told me about an event involving Nazis and dog bites and bee stings and…and…maybe yodeling.

Michele Bachmann, the wurst winner ever?

August 14, 2011

“I am Ioway born and bred, and on Ioway corn I’m fed…” **

Cheese it! It’s Wonder Woman!

August 13, 2011

Blog Guy, you have a lot of inside info on politics and I’m hoping you can clear something up for me. I’ve heard that Sarah Palin may actually be Wonder Woman.