Oddly Enough Blog

Who’s more fun than drunk people?

August 5, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m planning a vacation and I’m looking for ideas. Generally I like to go where I can see a lot of dumbasses.

You’re a mean one, Mister Grinch…

August 5, 2011

Man, I hope this guy is proud of himself.

But let me back up a minute.

When I was a boy, there was a Disney movie about a plucky little terrier who went to Edinburgh with his master, who then died.  The dog kept a 14-year vigil at his master’s grave, passing away himself in 1872.

It’s only art, what’s the worst that can happen?

August 4, 2011

Here’s an actual true news item. Unionized art handlers have been picketing outside Sotheby’s after the auction house locked them out following a drawn-out contract dispute.

I’ll have the Satan Sandwich, sugar-coated!

August 3, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you keep up with food trends, and I saw mention of a mouth-watering treat while reading all the stories about the debt crisis…

Jump now, avoid the crowds!

August 3, 2011

 

Blog Guy, I keep reading in your blog about that place in Siberia that you call Wackytown, and I really want to visit there.

Presenting the Caribou Smoker Royale!

August 2, 2011

Blog Guy, you’ve been very good about helping us find solutions to those tough household chores in the past, and I have some more questions.

You kids, cut that out!

August 2, 2011

Blog Guy, we all know you work with Lamar and your two dogs and two cats, but you hardly ever mention the rest of your blog staff. Give us some information about them.

WARNING: Contents may be too cute for some viewers

August 1, 2011

Blog Guy, I guess this is a tough time for you. I mean, it’s summer and people are doing other things, so your blog traffic must have dropped.

Fashions for a more forgettable you…

July 29, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous fashion advice.

I’m in a business I’d rather not name, but it’s in my best interest for certain people not to be able to find me. Am I clear so far?