Oddly Enough Blog

You’re kidding me, right? Right?

July 28, 2011

Blog Guy, everybody knows you give the best travel advice. I’m out of my mind, like totally nuts, and I’m looking for a good vacation spot.

For dummies who read this blog…

July 28, 2011

Blog Guy, you run a fairly low-tech operation, right? I mean, there’s nothing complicated about doing a humor blog.

The importance of…Have I used this headline before?

July 27, 2011

It’s summer, Blog Guy, and that means lots of funny local competitions. I hope you’re monitoring those for your readers.

And the Sportsman of the Century was…

July 27, 2011

It’s a vintage Rolls Royce convertible, bristling with firepower. A mounted machine gun, a Lantaka swivel cannon, a double-barrel high-caliber Howdah pistol. And it used to belong to James Bond, right?

If Lego made shoes for women…

July 26, 2011

Lamar, you said you had a hot new fashion design to show me. I’m skeptical after that nutty lingerie thing a few days ago, but I’m listening.

Can I borrow your toothbrush for my feet?

July 26, 2011

Great news. We have another one of those serious etiquette columns that appear to be aimed at folks who were raised by neanderthals. Early neanderthals, not the more evolved ones.

Hardware store? Send more wingnuts!

July 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I recently graduated from college, and Mom gave me a brochure called “The Exciting World of Wing Walking.” I was wondering if I should pursue this?

How the masses found Manassas…

July 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I am really pumped about the Civil War 150th anniversary stuff coming up. Aren’t you?

Store-wide sale, everything must go!

July 24, 2011

Lamar, can I see you in my office?

Sure Boss, what’s up?

Uh, when I asked you to set up a designer dress shop, I had something a little different in mind. I count four dresses here. That’s it.

Yes, it’s hot enough for me! Okay?

July 23, 2011

I went out this morning and I lost count of the number of people who said, “Hot enough for you?” and “Gonna be a scorcher!”