Blog Guy, everybody knows you give the best travel advice. I’m out of my mind, like totally nuts, and I’m looking for a good vacation spot.
Blog Guy, you run a fairly low-tech operation, right? I mean, there’s nothing complicated about doing a humor blog.
It’s summer, Blog Guy, and that means lots of funny local competitions. I hope you’re monitoring those for your readers.
It’s a vintage Rolls Royce convertible, bristling with firepower. A mounted machine gun, a Lantaka swivel cannon, a double-barrel high-caliber Howdah pistol. And it used to belong to James Bond, right?
Lamar, you said you had a hot new fashion design to show me. I’m skeptical after that nutty lingerie thing a few days ago, but I’m listening.
Great news. We have another one of those serious etiquette columns that appear to be aimed at folks who were raised by neanderthals. Early neanderthals, not the more evolved ones.
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I recently graduated from college, and Mom gave me a brochure called “The Exciting World of Wing Walking.” I was wondering if I should pursue this?
Blog Guy, I am really pumped about the Civil War 150th anniversary stuff coming up. Aren’t you?
Lamar, can I see you in my office?
Sure Boss, what’s up?
Uh, when I asked you to set up a designer dress shop, I had something a little different in mind. I count four dresses here. That’s it.
I went out this morning and I lost count of the number of people who said, “Hot enough for you?” and “Gonna be a scorcher!”