Oddly Enough Blog

Throw it! What are you waiting for?

July 20, 2011

Mr. Blog Guy, let me say we appreciate you cooperating with this Senate investigation into journalistic practices. I know you’re a busy blogger.

Hey look! I think it’s money!

July 20, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m going on vacation soon to that brand-new country, South Sudan, and I need some of your famous travel advice. Should I convert my dollars here, or wait until I get there?

Oh honey, I’m home!

July 19, 2011

Blog Guy, you used to offer useful tips on how people can tell if they’ve made a bad career choice. Can you please do some more of those?

Baby, we’re goin’ out for head lard!

July 19, 2011

Blog Guy, you know how on these hot, sticky summer evenings you get in a real mood for…

Honeydew you need a new phone?

July 18, 2011

Blog Guy, I guess cellphones are pretty much a universal sight now. I mean it’s the same thing in every part of the world, isn’t it?

High times on the old Marijuana Plantation

July 18, 2011

Okay, here’s some interesting news. Turns out soldiers in Mexico have just discovered a huge “marijuana plantation” in the middle of a desert.

So what’s the worst that could happen?

July 17, 2011

Sarge, if it’s okay with you, I’m gonna take a little cigarette break.

Where could this have come from?

July 16, 2011

Jeez, Lamar!

What is it, Boss?

There’s a really, really long, gross, black hair in my lunch! Where the hell did you go for this take-out?

Rewriting Jane, an Austen-tatious move

July 15, 2011

Blog Guy, I read that a handwritten draft of a Jane Austen book that was never published just sold for $1.6 million at auction. The story said it was an unfinished work. She’s my very favorite author!

A loco motive for doing this?

July 14, 2011

Hey Doctor, it’s me! Earl! I’m calling from out here on the railway line where you sent me. Are you positive this will make me better?