Oddly Enough Blog

Playing Pachelbel’s Cannon at my funeral?

October 17, 2011

Blog Guy, not to bring up a depressing topic, but have you made plans for what will be done with your body when you die?

Oh, so this is a SERIOUS bike lane!

October 16, 2011

Okay, listen up, troops! I’ve got your duty assignments for the anti-Gaddafi army!

Peel faster if you wanna be president!

October 15, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve been trying to get a job in the exciting outdoor food service industry, and there aren’t any. Do you know why?

Where’s the stylus for my new iPhone?

October 14, 2011

So, Blog Guy! I guess for top gadget writers like yourself, this is a HUGE day!

Of course. Give me a hint. The new Williams-Sonoma catalog?

No! The new Apple iPhone 4S. Surely you have one and you’ve already played with it?

We’ll always, always, always have Paris…

October 14, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s been TWO WEEKS since you’ve shown us fresh pictures of Paris Hilton! Are there no cameras left for her to stand in front of? Is something wrong? Should we prepare for bad news?

Have another round? No, I mean drinks!

October 13, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your great advice on home entertaining.

Is it something that can be solved by a fancy Williams-Sonoma gadget?

Not this time. I’ve invited some of those anti-Gaddafi soldiers over for a home- cooked dinner, and I’m wondering if there’s anything special I should know. We’ll start with pre-dinner drinks in the living room.

It takes lots of plastic to be the Man of Steel

October 13, 2011

Blog Guy, who’s your favorite superhero? Mine is Superman. I love the whole story of being sent here in a rocket from the planet Krypton by his scientist father, Jor-El, and how he….

What’s wrong with this picture?

October 12, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve been seeing photos of well-armed rebels in Yemen in recent days, and I notice a lot of swollen cheeks. Are those plucky lads in need of major dental care?

Great mooseum! I’ll be back!

October 12, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I love visiting the childhood homes of great people, to see where they got their start.

Maybe the worst idea EVER?

October 11, 2011

People ask me where I get all the stupid stuff in this blog, and I have to say, honestly, the best of it is straight out of the news.