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Oct 6, 2011 06:17 EDT

The food is greasy, but your hair is great!

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Blog Guy, I need some advice on home entertaining, and I know you’re an expert. Can you help me with some nagging problems?

Sure, what can I do for you?

Well, we have some friends coming to dinner soon, but it falls on the same day of the month that I wash my hair! I can’t figure a way out of this one.

It’s a dilemma, that’s for sure, but I suggest you go for the new Panasonic hair washing robot, seen here being demonstrated on a mannequin.

This way, you can have the robot wash your hair, leaving you free to prepare a gourmet dinner for your guests. Problem solved?

Er, I was just going to zip over to a fast food drive-through to pick up the meal. You think the hair-washing robot comes in a mobile version?

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69Spin, The Disney folks actually refused that car on the grounds that they already have a vehicle with big ears. They call it the Dumbo Jet.

They’re currently being sued by Boeing about it though.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
Mar 25, 2011 04:35 EDT

Oh, and don’t drink the water…

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Blog Guy, you’re not gonna believe this. I live in Mexico City, and I saw some dude showering outside a few days ago!

Yeah, the city council set up some shower booths to teach people how to save water while taking a shower.

Really? Could that be effective?

Probably. I know if I ever had to shower in public it would be the fastest one I ever took.

Using that logic, I bet public outdoor toilets would lead to even more water conservation.

Yeah, or else some pretty serious kidney damage. Look, here’s the thing. Often, campaigns like this one are really aimed at teaching citizens something completely different.

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It’s an epidemic…From Mexico City to Hollywood, USA. Check this out: http://www.lbpost.com/life/pets/11340

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