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Your eyelids are getting heavy, and it’s not just the makeup

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Lamar, we’ve got another fashion show today and our finances are still in the toilet. Do you have any new ways to save money?

hypnisis fashion vertical 220You bet I do, Boss. I’ve been hypnotizing the models backstage while I put on their makeup.

See, they’re out on the runway right now under hypnosis, and afterward they won’t remember they did anything, so we won’t have to pay them.

I don’t know about this, Lamar. Is it legal?

It’s a gray area, Boss. Check it out. “Tiffany, watch the makeup brush go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…