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Your eyelids are getting heavy, and it’s not just the makeup



Lamar, we’ve got another fashion show today and our finances are still in the toilet. Do you have any new ways to save money?

hypnisis fashion vertical 220You bet I do, Boss. I’ve been hypnotizing the models backstage while I put on their makeup.

See, they’re out on the runway right now under hypnosis, and afterward they won’t remember they did anything, so we won’t have to pay them.

I don’t know about this, Lamar. Is it legal?

It’s a gray area, Boss. Check it out. “Tiffany, watch the makeup brush go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…