Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Welcome back to a new installment of our popular feature, “Stuff Maybe We Should Have Mentioned in the Photo Caption, but didn’t.”
The actual captions on these photos tell us we’re seeing a truck where folks get free ice cream along with massages and manicures. The captions say the experience is “meant to be a new spin for adults to relive their childhood.” That’s really what they say.
Every Thursday in the summer, me and my pals Marty and Herbie would eagerly wait for the big truck to arrive on our block, and scamper aboard for our little massages and manicures.
We loved it, even though it’s not easy eating ice cream while you’re getting a massage and manicure.
Blog Guy, it’s a couple of days before the end of February and there hasn’t been a single sign of the onrushing Apocalypse this month. I’m feeling much better already.
Then you’re living in a dream world, buddy. I just saw one of the clearest signs ever. It turns out a specialist ice cream parlor plans to serve up breast milk ice cream.