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She flew in on Hair Force One?

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Come on into Air Force One, sir. You’re the new hairdresser here to style the first lady’s hair for the big trip?

Yes, I am. I must admit I was a little surprised to be called in for such a big job.

We don’t have many options left. Ms. Obama is VERY particular about her hair, and often if she’s unhappy with the results, the stylist…

Gets fired?

No. Totally disappears from the face of the earth. So, what is your name again?

Lamar.

Okay, Lamar, here are your tools, approved by the Secret Service. Toy plastic scissors and a styling comb with most of the teeth removed.