Blog Guy, I’m hoping I can get some of your famous job-hunting advice. I’m a guy who likes to ride motorcycles.
Quick quiz: The bewildered and confused young women seen here…
a) just can’t understand why they had to get up at noon on a Friday.
b) have just been asked if World War I was fought before or after World War II.
c) have been told they’ve won a dinner date with somebody named Lamar, and they are wary.
Blog Guy, can I work for your blog in some capacity?
You could be an interim intern.
May I ask some questions about the work?
Yes, I will answer your interim intern questions in turn.
What if you catch me stealing?
We will intern you. You will be an interned intern.
What if I stop moving while I’m interned?
If you’re inert, we will inter you.
Really? You inter inert interned interim interns?
Sure. Does interim interning interest you?
What sort of work is it?
Internet research. It’s an interim intern Internet job, unless you become an interred inert interned interim Internet intern.