Oddly Enough Blog

Finally, a job for you bikers…

March 15, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m hoping I can get some of your famous job-hunting advice. I’m a guy who likes to ride motorcycles.

Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble?

February 16, 2011

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From Romania comes news that the government has proposed a law under which people who practice witchcraft can be fined or even imprisoned if their predictions do not come true. I am NOT making this up.

Fashion models, hither and yawn…

February 11, 2011

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Quick quiz: The bewildered and confused young women seen here…

FASHION/LUCALUCAa) just can’t understand why they had to get up at noon on a Friday.

b) have just been asked if World War I was fought before or after World War II.

c) have been told they’ve won a dinner date with somebody named Lamar, and they are wary.

Well, are you Daddy’s little helper today?

February 1, 2011

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Blog Guy, you’ve done a great job of reporting on those Government Death Panels, but how about doing sort of a behind-the-scenes look at their job?

Now, the new hit TV series, “Luger Town”

January 31, 2011

GERMANY-HITLER/BODYGUARD

Blog Guy, we’re a whole month into 2011 and you haven’t spotted any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse. Does that mean we’re out of the woods?

Time to slather on more makeup, honey!

January 28, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m an 18-year-old girl and I want to be a model, but my parents won’t let me take modeling classes!

Look at the knockers on that place!

January 26, 2011

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Blog Guy, my daughter just got a degree in creative writing and film studies. Any suggestions for a job?

Guess I need an intervention…

January 8, 2011

Blog Guy, can I work for your blog in some capacity?

CLINTON SCANDAL REPORTYou could be an interim intern.

May I ask some questions about the work?

Yes, I will answer your interim intern questions in turn.

What if you catch me stealing?

We will intern you. You will be an interned intern.

What if I stop moving while I’m interned?

If you’re inert, we will inter you.

Really? You inter inert interned interim interns?

Sure. Does interim interning interest you?

What sort of work is it?

Internet research. It’s an interim intern Internet job, unless you become an interred inert interned interim Internet intern.

Gives new meaning to buck privates?

November 15, 2010

naked troops 490

Blog Guy, I know you’re an expert on military tactics and strategies. What do you think is the most effective fighting force in the world today?

In words of one syllable, you’re nuts…

November 10, 2010

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Blog Guy, my doctor sent me to you for some career advice. I need a job that works with some, uh, small quirks I have.