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Then the queen says to this fishmonger…

May 23, 2011

I say, my good man, are you the local fishmonger?

You’ve come to the right plaice, your majesty. I’m the o-fish-al monger!

Want a margarita in a dribble glass, sir?

May 10, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you’re blogging from vacation, and some of your readers have been debating where you might have gone.

When designers stay up past bedtime…

February 6, 2011

BRAZIL/

Um, Blog Guy, you write about fashion real good. We are two very famous designers, and we would like to have you cover our new clothes and stuff. Okay?

Look at the knockers on that place!

January 26, 2011

TUNISIA/

Blog Guy, my daughter just got a degree in creative writing and film studies. Any suggestions for a job?

One small step for man…aaaahhhhhh!!!

November 19, 2010

Blog Guy, you strike me as a guy who would like practical jokes.

SWITZERLAND/No way. Too many of those things are cruel, sick, mean-spirited and make me cringe.

It’s a regular Hu’s Who, Blog Guy!

September 14, 2010

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Hey, Blog Guy, I’ve been looking at your photo file. You just had a shot of China’s President Hu Jintao, in Shenzhen.

Next, I’ll snap myself with a towel…

April 21, 2010

Blog Guy, your coverage of stupid sports has fallen off. Isn’t anybody out there competing in such stupid classics as Appliance Golf, Tear Gas Tennis and Pottybuilding?

Bad practical jokes on guys with guns…

October 11, 2009

Pay attention, Earl, this is goin’ down as my very best practical joke ever!Now just picture it. All these troops will be looking left, see, watching for the president to arrive. So I’m gonna stretch a shin-high rope in front of their legs!Then, see, when they take a step forward with their UNLOADED rifles to present arms, they’ll all go stumbling and sprawling! They’ll be SO pissed-off!Get outta here, Earl, here comes the president now!What? Their guns ARE loaded? Fully-automatic, huh? Magnum what?

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Space: the final novelty shop?

October 1, 2009

Okay comrades, it was partly my idea to send a billionaire Canadian jokester into space to make us a few extra rubles. Now, just two days into the flight, I admit it was a horrible mistake.

Models, we’re havin’ a Wingding!

September 16, 2009

Okay, fashion show staff, I wanna know who played this little joke, and I wanna know now!