Oddly Enough Blog

You’re lacking in your hacking!

August 17, 2011

Lamar, get in my office!

What’s up, Boss?

Look, you’ve had enough time! I told you if you want to make it in journalism, you need to hack into some voice messages, and I want to see what you’ve got. We’re on deadline!

Throw it! What are you waiting for?

July 20, 2011

Mr. Blog Guy, let me say we appreciate you cooperating with this Senate investigation into journalistic practices. I know you’re a busy blogger.

Give your money to me

March 22, 2011

JAPAN-QUAKE/THAILAND

No, I don’t really want you to send me your money. Unless, you know, you don’t want it.

It smells like Jennifer has been here…

March 12, 2011

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Blog Guy, I thought I saw a photo of Jennifer Aniston this week. Why is she in the news? Some kind of Nobel Prize deal or something?

Space alien plot to deny news to shoppers?

November 18, 2010

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National Enquirer publisher files for bankruptcy

Boy, I did not see this one coming.

enquirer cover 280Who would have guessed you could lose, selling¬† stories like “Angelina, Jennifer Catfight at Arby’s,” “The Chocolate Mousse Diet,”¬† and “Homeless Oprah Lives in Packard” to a captive audience in supermarket checkout lines?

One picture is worth two or three words…

September 30, 2010

AUSTRIA/

Johnson, get your butt in my office! You call yourself a news photographer?

What is it this time, Boss?

I sent you out to get a simple headshot of someone and here is your full, uncropped photo… I’m not making this up.

Look sweetie, news we can use!

September 23, 2010

CUBA/

We journalists are trying really hard these days to give people content that really makes a difference to them.

“Your comment is important to us…”

September 17, 2010

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Considering what they say, that you can’t choose your own family, I guess I’ve been pretty lucky with mine.

Good to the last droppings?

August 28, 2010

Okay gang, we’ve gotta find a way to distinguish our brand of coffee from all the others. You know, like it’s grown on misty Blue Mountain, or in the intoxicating sea breezes of Hawaii, or some poetry like that.

Holy moly! Nonstop Jolie!

August 19, 2010

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Blog Guy, you often write about Angelina Jolie. Has her new movie had its premiere yet?