Johnson, you call yourself a news photographer? Just a few days ago we had that fiasco with the political shots in Germany, and now this?
Johnson! Get your butt in here! You call yourself a photojournalist?
What’s wrong, Boss?
I sent you out to get photos of Bavarian State Premier Horst Seehofer, right?
And you come back with one shot of him blocked by somebody else, and another snap that looks like his fricking finger is jammed up his nose!
Blog Guy, it’s me, that aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.
Oh cripes, what now? I thought I lost you in the crowd!
Nope, your Afro wig and handlebar mustache are obvious fakes. Look, I just shot my first fashion show, and I wondered if you could critique my….
Hey Blog Guy, a couple of days ago we were talking about the universal appeal of driveway shots when a big story breaks. You were kind enough to show us Brittany Murphy’s driveway. I see that radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was hospitalized in Hawaii, so naturally….