Oddly Enough Blog

Who WAS that masked man?

November 30, 2009

Dammit Johnson, you call yourself a NEWS photographer? I send you out to shoot a government official at a press conference, and THIS is what  you come back with? Half his face is missing!

Have fun, will travel…

November 5, 2009

Blog Guy, I just read a great Travel and Leisure magazine article titled “Top Travel Websites of 2009,” and do you KNOW what I found?

Show us your squeegee, Luigi!

October 31, 2009

Hi, Blog Guy, it’s me! That aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring. I’m back!

Get your butt off my train!

October 12, 2009

Blog Guy, help me out here. Is there one person who is for sure the stupidest human being on the face of the earth? You can take some time to answer if you like.

Flossing, brushing threaten false teeth sales…

October 1, 2009

Please don’t let me be the only one who thinks this is ironic.

I’m reading financial stories this week, and suddenly I see this headline: “Credit limits, self-discipline threaten holiday sales.” Did I wander onto The Onion site?

She forced herself into the shot?

September 30, 2009

Dammit Johnson, you call yourself a NEWS photographer? I assign you to get a weather shot showing how blue the sky is today, and you come back with some lady blocking part of the view! What’s your problem?

Boy, we sure need one of these!

September 22, 2009

Blog Guy, as someone who is interested in government, I’m wondering if you can find me a photo of President Barack Obama and his whole cabinet together.

We demand his full Jackass List!

September 16, 2009

In the past, I have solemnly vowed to my readers that they will never learn anything from this blog, and that though they search the entire blogosphere, they will never find anything less relevant.

Did you SEE that dude hit the cement?

September 1, 2009

I have trouble figuring out why some things are news. Readers know I’m confused about why we keep shooting identical photos of Madonna and her car in dozens of cities, as though we’ve never seen it before.

All I have to do is show up?

July 3, 2009

Blog Guy, how can I get Reuters to take my picture? I imagine I’d have to do something VERY newsworthy.