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News, but not the serious kind
Using the upcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton as a sly way into the subject, we tell readers what they need to know if they are invited to a wedding. It’s pretty complicated.
First, there’s the invitation. “If you may bring a guest, your invitation will read “Mr. John Phelps and Guest,” our item advises.
I suppose this helps guys named John Phelps, and also for their lucky guests, but it kind of leaves the rest of us out in the cold.
It turns out when Kate Middleton marries Britain’s Prince William in a couple of weeks, her family is going to stay someplace called the Goring Hotel while they are in London. It may be part of the Econo Lodge chain, but I could be wrong.
These photos above and below show where William’s family lives, and on the right you can see the itty-bitty place where the Middletons will be.
Blog Guy, I know you must have a lot of inside information about the upcoming royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. The security around them must be incredible. Where could they possibly be finding privacy? Do you know?
Yes, but I’m not sure how to tell you without also leaking it to a lot of other people.
Blog Guy, I notice you wrote about a Joe DiMaggio lookalike yesterday.
The lookalike game intrigues me. Can you provide some details, so I can see if I might want to pursue a career at that?
Sure, but who do you look like?
Me? Nobody yet, but I figured I’d take some courses or something.
Well, I think it helps if nature gives you a head start.
Like see, the people in these photos here look like Prince William and his fiancée, Kate Middleton, so they’re in for a great ride, eating free fried chicken at places that comp meals for members of the royal family.
Blog Guy, now that Prince William’s royal wedding is less than a month away, what’s the strangest souvenir you’ve seen so far?
That would be this set of PEZ dispensers, one of which features the prince. The candy comes out where it usually does, I guess.
Blog Guy, I have some questions about that upcoming royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. Can you help?
You bet. One-stop shopping here, All Kate, all the time.
That’s great! I heard there will be a royal carriage used in the wedding, and I’m concerned about whether the harnesses will be clean enough.
Blog Guy, I see they’re churning out all kinds of memorabilia in advance of Britain’s royal wedding next month.
I’ll bet it will really sell, considering Kate Middleton is so popular and beautiful. Have any artists done an especially unusual job of capturing the charms of this lovely young woman?