Honey, I’m goin’ shoppin’ downtown. You want anything?
I sure do, Earl. We need skim milk, tuna fish, Hostess Ding Dongs, and darn, there was something else…
Okay staff, we’ve been hired by the anti-government faction over in Yemen to get some publicity for their cause.
I just can’t make up stuff like this. I sure wish I could, but I can’t.