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Creepy just got creepier…


Blog Guy, are you still setting up fantasy photos for your readers?

Yes, when I’m in the mood. What do you have in mind?

I want a hotel suite with chocolate furniture, chocolate art and a chocolate wall, with a chocolate guy reclining in bed, wearing only his underpants and eating ice cream on a stick.

Say, you’re kind of strange, aren’t you?

No, I like to think I’m just a normal reader.

Yeah? I like to think I’m the President of Honduras. So apart from this nasty chocolate guy, could you possibly make the scene any creepier?

Yes. I’d like that strange German designer, Karl Lagerfeld, to pose next to the chocolate guy.

Oh sure, I’ll get Karl right over there. Anything else, while I’m calling fashion designers?