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News, but not the serious kind
First off, ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all for coming out to our sixth annual Grenade-o-Rama! I don’t know about you folks, but I think this is the best one yet!
Let’s also thank the ladies for the tasty deviled eggs and potato salad, which we should probably eat as quickly as possible considering it’s 110 degrees out here.
And it looks like we have a winner! It’s Lamar, with an incredible SIXTEEN live RPGs in his arms!
Let me make sure I understand this, Lamar. You say your mother can supply us with a steady supply of free models for our fashion shows?
That’s it in a nutshell, Boss.
She makes ‘em herself, Boss. Ma’s pretty good with tools, and she has a supply of used body parts, but don’t ask her where they come from.
Lamar, we’ve got yet another fashion show today and we’re still broke. Did you manage to find us an affordable male model?
Lamar, can I talk to you over here for a minute?
Boy, they’re really knocking back the brews. They’ve been drinking for three hours solid and going through keg after keg. But it’s worth it to keep customers happy.
Advertising staff, today we’re here to honor Lamar, whose work on the Guinness Stout account has been pure genius!
Gosh, thanks, Boss. You’re much too kind…
Blog Guy, you look exhausted! What’s wrong?
This happens every year. As we gear up for the summer season at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, folks come out of the woodwork to audition, desperately trying to be part of the new show.
Wow. Where do all these goofy people come from?
I just told you, they come out of the woodwork. Please try to pay attention.
Ah, right. But can’t Lamar give you a hand in going through the audition photos?
Okay people, as you know, our exhibit at the Shanghai Auto Show is all about glamor and luxury. Class, sumptuousness and style. Lamar, you were in charge of our display, let’s see what you’ve come up with.
The cars look great, gorgeous models in sexy dresses and shoes, and… Um, Lamar?
Blog Guy, you haven’t told us anything about seasonal plans for your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Are you gearing up for something huge?
We are indeed, but right now, Washington, DC is overflowing with tourists here for that Cherry Blossom Festival.