First off, ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all for coming out to our sixth annual Grenade-o-Rama! I don’t know about you folks, but I think this is the best one yet!
Let me make sure I understand this, Lamar. You say your mother can supply us with a steady supply of free models for our fashion shows?
Ah, this is the life, right Lamar? Fashion Week in Brazil, where the women are gorgeous and shapely and we can really show off our most daring bikinis.
Lamar, we’ve got yet another fashion show today and we’re still broke. Did you manage to find us an affordable male model?
Lamar, can I talk to you over here for a minute?
Sure, Boss. I guess you’re pretty happy with the client beer party I set up. I think they’re having a great time.
Advertising staff, today we’re here to honor Lamar, whose work on the Guinness Stout account has been pure genius!
Blog Guy, you look exhausted! What’s wrong?
This happens every year. As we gear up for the summer season at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, folks come out of the woodwork to audition, desperately trying to be part of the new show.
Okay staff, we’ve been hired by the anti-government faction over in Yemen to get some publicity for their cause.
Okay people, as you know, our exhibit at the Shanghai Auto Show is all about glamor and luxury. Class, sumptuousness and style. Lamar, you were in charge of our display, let’s see what you’ve come up with.
Blog Guy, you haven’t told us anything about seasonal plans for your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Are you gearing up for something huge?