Oddly Enough Blog

Another case of yellow urinalism?

April 18, 2011

COMMERZBANK/STATEAID

You know, Lamar, I have to tell you, when we hired Acme Architects to design our new office building, we thought we were getting the very best.

You said my butt looks WHAT?

April 15, 2011

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Lonnie, what were we thinking? I KNEW we shouldn’t have booked a fashion show in Mexico, what with the drug wars, the gang hits, the brazen shootouts all over the place!

Are you the models from Moody Judy?

April 5, 2011

 

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Okay Lamar, we’re back to doing our fashion shows on the cheap, since we blew all that money on supermodels last week.

The best TV crime show on the heir?

April 4, 2011

crime queen this 490

Okay, you know why we’re here. We owe the network one more high-concept police procedural to match our earlier hits, “Police Pope” and “Monkey See, Monkey Blue.”

When pensive gets expensive…

April 1, 2011

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Okay Lamar, the big day has arrived! For once, we’re spending some real money on supermodels for our fashion show, and you’ll see what a difference quality can make.

Learn touch typing the fun way?

March 28, 2011

COLOMBIA/

Okay designers, you know the problem. Despite the incredible popularity of computers, a high percentage of men aren’t learning to use a keyboard properly.

Juicy fruits in our birthday suits?

March 23, 2011

UKRAINE-FASHION/

Sit down, sir. As your neighborhood bank manager I appreciate you coming to us for your small business loan. Now, tell me a little about your idea.

Tired of rooting through your purse, girls?

March 21, 2011

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Okay marketing staff, as you know our regular fashions aren’t selling very well, which is why we’ve started inventing NEW articles of clothing and creating a demand.

Another tragic thinking mishap…

March 20, 2011

UKRAINE-FASHION/

Lamar!

What is it this time, Boss?

There’s smoke coming out of that model’s hair out there on the runway! What’s wrong with her?

No no no, I’m a rocket man…

March 10, 2011

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Okay troops, listen up!

Some of you are new to using different kinds of rockets, so they’ve asked me, a Professor of Grenadery, to teach you some things.