Oddly Enough Blog

Welcome to Brassieres 101, ladies…

March 4, 2011

 

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Okay ladies, thank you for coming to the Victoria’s Secret “bra launch” today. We’re sure you will enjoy your new purchases.

And now, for you smarty-pants kids…

March 3, 2011

 

Okay, publishing staff, I’ll tell you why we called this meeting.

Children’s books aren’t selling as well as they used to. We need to retool them a bit for today’s more sophisticated kids, and for the the dads who do the bedtime reading.

Buddy, can you hand me some paper?

March 2, 2011

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Lamar, where the heck are you? I told you to meet me at the Motor Show.

AUTOSHOW-GENEVAI’m here, Boss. I’ll find you in a few minutes. I stopped in the men’s room by the Renault display.

Welcome to our model town…

February 28, 2011

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(to the tune of Petula Clark’s “Downtown“)

When you want lookers
But you can’t afford hookers
Here’s the place to go, Gown Town

Try walking with more Bounce, girls!

February 2, 2011

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Hey Sweetie, have you gone to the laundromat yet this week?  I really need some clean underwear.

Fashion creations to die for?

January 24, 2011

 

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Okay Lamar, business hasn’t picked up at all, so I hope you REALLY saved money on today’s fashion show. We’re just about broke.

Lamar, the crash test dummy…

January 19, 2011

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Lamar! Why am I talking to you on your cell phone instead of in person? I put you in charge of delivering our new electric car here at the auto show! It’s missing, and so are you!

Look Ma, it’s like we’re really THERE!

December 6, 2010

Staff, this holiday season we’re going for broke. We’ve jammed our store full of flat-screen TVs of all sizes, wall-to-wall, and now we need to make shoppers think they can’t live without owning one.

Another president taken down by vampires?

December 4, 2010

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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending the Insurance Salesman of the Year Dinner.

“If it ain’t Lamar’s, it just ain’t steak!”

November 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know you get around. I’ve heard that U.S. celebrities, even superstars, often do TV commercials and endorsements for overseas markets, since they know the ads won’t be shown here. Does this happen a lot?