Oddly Enough Blog

Weekend at Bernie’s?

November 14, 2010

Two days ago I wrote about an auction where the government was going to sell a bunch of stuff belonging to big-time swindler Bernie Madoff, including some of his underwear and a pair of monogrammed slippers…

There’s no room for non-shooters here!

November 13, 2010

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Lamar, get in my office! Isn’t Vasquez one of your men?

Yes, SIR General Johnson! What can I do for you, SIR!

obama vasquez 260What’s his problem?

SIR! There is no problem with Vasquez that I’m aware of, SIR!

Then where’s his camera? Doesn’t he know his commander-in-chief is speaking? Why isn’t he shooting photos like everybody else?

Let’s think this through, Lamar….

October 31, 2010

Blog Guy! You’ll never believe what I just saw!

Try me. I’ll believe just about anything.

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You know Christine O’Donnell, that woman who’s running for the U.S. Senate who “dabbled in witchcraft” and is opposed to people entertaining themselves?

We’re going down! Is this blog finished?

October 20, 2010

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Blog Guy, it’s me, your editor. Did you see that incredible season finale of the hit series Mad Men, with that cliffhanger where Don Draper…

Fashion and trashin’ in Oinktown

October 19, 2010

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Lamar, I thought you said we were having our fashion show in the underground parking garage to save money. But it says here we’ll be on the real runway. We’re not made of money.

Pedaling for the pope…

October 15, 2010

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Fellow archbishops, we all know why we’re here. The Vatican entertainment budget is gone, and it’s only October.

Faster than a speeding locomotive…

October 9, 2010

Hey Blog Guy, you used to set up test races and stuff like that for your readers, so they could bet on what would beat what. Do you still do that?