Blog Guy, I’m worried sick! I heard there was some problem with protecting Paris Hilton. Is she okay?
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I just can’t make up stuff like this. I sure wish I could, but I can’t.
Maine lawmakers have approved legalizing switchblades for people with one arm.
Our story says this will keep one-armed people from having to open folding knives with their teeth in emergencies. Really.