Blog Guy, I’m worried sick! I heard there was some problem with protecting Paris Hilton. Is she okay?
It’s been a few weeks since I’ve written about any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse, so I foolishly thought things might be getting better.
Hey Blog Guy, it’s September 14th. This is the day you announce the coveted annual I Hope You’re Proud Of Yourself! award.
I’m not sure when our state lawmakers began competing to pass the most wacky weapons laws, but it’s getting pretty hard to keep up with them.
I just can’t make up stuff like this. I sure wish I could, but I can’t.