Oddly Enough Blog

News, but not the serious kind

May 30, 2011 06:06 EDT

Great legs, nice calves…

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Blog Guy, I have a huge complaint.

I started reading your blog for your great coverage of German farming news, but here lately you’ve written very little about it.

You’re about to lose me and many of my friends, who are also German farming enthusiasts.

No, wait, I can’t afford to lose any readers! Look, here are some fresh photos for you showing German cows and tractors and stuff.

Well, okay, that’s better. Say, what kind of German farm IS this?

I don’t know, I suppose they probably grow sauerkraut and hasenpfeffer and stuff. The usual.

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CG, I think Katie Price would fit that bill to a Z! :D

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Mar 24, 2011 09:42 EDT

Going out on a limb for readers?

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Blog Guy, are you still doing those fantasy shots for your blog readers?

Yes, if they are interesting and have some artistic value. What are you looking for?

I’d like a shot of eight or nine chicks with long, shapely legs to die for, wearing stiletto heels.

Are you out of your mind? This isn’t that kind of blog! There would be no news justification whatsoever for a shot like that.

Oh. Well, what would it take, then?

Minimum, I’ll need to have a race car in the shot, to show reflections off the polished chassis and the intricate tire tread patterns. Then it would be artistic.

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So cool. I was referring to the virgin car! :) )
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