Oddly Enough Blog

How many floozies live at this address?

September 8, 2011

Alert readers of  this blog will recall my complaints about the U.S. Census last year.

Reading in bed just got a lot better…

July 12, 2011

Okay Lamar, your memo said you’ve come up with a  totally new fashion concept in women’s apparel. I’m very excited, so show me what you’ve got.

The VERY WORST new retail trend?

June 27, 2011

There is a retail trend that seems to be spreading and we need to stamp it out now, before it gets out of control. I’m talking about a store that offers free stuff to people who show up to shop in their underwear. Here are several examples, including one from just last week.

Finally, a job for you bikers…

March 15, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m hoping I can get some of your famous job-hunting advice. I’m a guy who likes to ride motorcycles.

Welcome to Brassieres 101, ladies…

March 4, 2011

 

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Okay ladies, thank you for coming to the Victoria’s Secret “bra launch” today. We’re sure you will enjoy your new purchases.

And we’ll throw in a free doctorate, too!

December 11, 2010

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Lonnie, it’s me, the university president. Can you hear me?

Yeah Boss, I’m at the art gallery. A bunch of our students are here demonstrating against the tuition increase.

All you nutjobs, come up onstage now!

November 11, 2010

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Blog Guy, if I’m not mistaken, the big annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held last night. I come to your blog for all my shameless retail lingerie news, so what can you tell us about it?

There’s lingerie in Paraguay?

July 1, 2010

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Blog Guy, isn’t it cool how Paraguay is hanging in there at the World Cup? How about some pictures of their loyal fans?

New rice bra, more grains than brains?

May 12, 2010

JAPANBlog Guy, I know you have a background in agriculture. I’ve read that nations are running out of room to grow vital crops to feed their people. What is being done about this?

Why are these bikini models romping?

March 26, 2010

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Quick quiz: These three perky Victoria’s Secret models are celebrating because…