Oddly Enough Blog

Hey Liz, your bra goes…oh, never mind!

March 20, 2010

Quick quiz: This photo from a fashion show illustrates:

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b) A model who is too stupid to put her big sunglasses on right

c) A model who is too stupid to put her airline sleep mask on right

d) A model who enjoyed a little hanky-panky backstage before the show, and doesn’t think anybody will notice

Lingerie models, coy and decoy…

March 4, 2010

Blog Guy, I know you’ve done security consulting for some major companies. Are you working with anybody now, or is that confidential?

How much do you tip a lingerie model?

February 17, 2010

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Blog Guy, am I missing something? It’s the middle of February, and you haven’t posted any new Victoria’s Secret photos. Just warmed-over stuff from 2009. What’s up?

Overdressed on Underwear Day?

February 10, 2010

Blog Guy, I understand yesterday was some kind of national holiday in Brazil. You usually keep us up on stuff like that.

Stop him! He’s costing me a fortune!

February 3, 2010

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Have you seen this video on YouTube showing a guy in a financial office looking at racy photos on his computer, not knowing he’s  live on television? It’s been seen by thousands of people now, and has a five-star rating

Tops for December: blog enters the steam age?

January 3, 2010

Sorry, this one is a bit anticlimactic since I’ve already posted several lists on the top blog posts for 2009, but for legal reasons involving off-shore gambling accounts and so on, I still need to identify this blog’s most popular posts for December.

A holiday gift from Shameless to Nameless

December 27, 2009

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Blog Guy, I have a complaint. Back in the old days you used to run photos of Victoria’s Secret models to make the point that they were getting too much news coverage.

Read us about the steamy models, Mr. President!

December 25, 2009

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Blog Guy, you’ve been dissed by President Barack Obama. Just a few days ago you wrote about your children’s book, “The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas,” which was supposed to take its place up there with “The Polar Express.”

The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas!

December 21, 2009

I got nothing and I’m in big trouble.

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My publisher gave me a hefty advance to write a feel-good new Christmas story for children, to take its place up there with “The Polar Express” and such-like.

A very special holiday time at the blog

December 20, 2009

Blog Guy, do you have anything special coming up in your blog for the holidays?

Do I!

Do you?

Yes, that’s what I meant by “Do I! “

CHINA/

Traditionally the end of the year is a time of lists and recognition, and I’m starting off tomorrow with the closely-watched Goofiest Photos of the Year announcement.