Oddly Enough Blog

Is that what you’re calling it these days?

February 2, 2009

Here’s my favorite euphemism of 2009, so far. Our photo caption says these lingerie models are at a fashion show, and it calls this crowd of men “fashion buyers.”

And November’s top blog posts were…

December 1, 2008

Blog Guy, give us the list of the most popular items in your blog for November. A lot of us continue to wager on this stuff, and all my Christmas money is riding on this!

Your lingerie came today, Ray!

November 24, 2008

KRAMER: Mansiere?
FRANK: That’s right. A brassiere for a man. The Mansiere, get it?

Anchors Away, lingerie!

November 15, 2008

Congratulate me, Blog Guy!

Why?

I enlisted in the Navy!

Awesome. Which one?

There’s more than one?

Sure. There’s the regular U.S. Navy, and then there’s the Victoria’s Secret Navy.They’re both recruiting now.

Jump over that thing your OWN self!

August 18, 2008

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Blog Guy, your blogs about the lesser-known Olympics events have been eye-opening. Thanks for being the only one to write about Bare-Knuckle Self-Fighting, while the Mainstream Media just crams swimming down our throats. What else aren’t we seeing?

Look! It’s Flying Kleenex Lingerie Lady!

June 26, 2008

fashion-lingerie-crop-160.jpgMemo to comic book staff: Okay, we all know it’s getting harder to create an original superhero. But this new one is just too lame. I mean, Flying Lingerie Lady?

Thongs for throngs are flinging prongs?

June 20, 2008

As you may have read, a woman is suing Victoria’s Secret because she says she was hurt by her thong panties when a metal clip holding a rhinestone flew off and hit her in the eye.

How ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm? Like this!

June 2, 2008

calendar-2-160.jpgBlog Guy, with food prices soaring all over the world, I’m curious about whether any country has been able to keep farming costs under control?

Take off your blouse, babe, I need to charge my laptop!

May 14, 2008

bra-crop-120.jpgThis company keeps trying to design bras that do something extra. You may remember their chopstick bra or their shopping bag bra or their get-out-the-vote bra. The new designs never generate anything other than free publicity, which duh, I guess is the point.

So, if Jacob Marley was a chick, see…

January 29, 2008

Quick quiz: The woman in this photo is…

    the spunky daughter from an affair between the Tin Man and Pippi Longstocking “Carley Marley,” from an all-female stage adaptation of “A Christmas Carol” rethinking her choice of a career as a refrigerator magnet about to spend the next 36 hours answering questions in airport security thinking, “Thank GOD nobody ever Googles the word lingerie!”

silver-300.jpgA model presents a creation from the Ultra collection during the Paris International lingerie show January 24, 2008. REUTERS/ Jacky Naegelen