Oddly Enough Blog

“You may now kiss the bride.” “No thanks.”

May 18, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m planning a June wedding and I’d like it to have a sophisticated feel. Are there any foreign wedding customs we might want to use?

Maybe the worst idea EVER?

May 13, 2009

Every so often an idea comes along that is so awful it makes me wonder why there isn’t a “Bad Idea Hall of Fame” or maybe a “Bad Idea Olympics.”

Honey, will you marry… Ewwwww!

March 22, 2009

So now they’re selling a diamond and gold-leaf “carat cake” as a $2,500 gift for guys to give when they propose marriage. I see disaster ahead.

You love me in red, Fred?

October 28, 2008

“Honey, should I wear my red dress tonight, or my…”

“Yes…”

There you have it. An actual conversation that proves men like red stuff on women. And yet, Reuters reports on a new study that spent $40 million to see if red was more of a turn-on for men than, say, dark brown.

51 Ways to Leave Your Lover…

October 27, 2008

Congratulations, it’s your wedding day!

Sure, as the groom, you may have cold feet, it’s only natural. Like maybe you’re afraid to take the plunge because oh, let’s just say for instance you remembered you’re already married to someone else.

She’s wanton to pose for a cover

October 20, 2008

fashion-harlequin-wanton-160.jpgBlog Guy, my dream is to be a book cover model for Harlequin historical romances. But if you have to bring your own wardrobe, I don’t know where to get the right stuff. Can you help?

Presenting the Veiled Threat!

September 11, 2008

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Blog Guy, I was supposed to be married, but my fian stood me up at the altar and took off with my best friend. What can I do to express my anger?

I wish to file for 82 divorces, please…

September 9, 2008

From Nigeria, a story about this guy with 86 wives. Not surprisingly, he’s having some legal problems.

What a thoughtful wedding gift! Part of a horse!

July 24, 2008

Folks, we got a wedding to plan! Who’s giving away the bride? The proud father?

But you’re totally blue, Liu!

July 11, 2008

tattoo-2-180.jpgDaddy, your little girl has big news! I’ve met Mr. Right, and after a whirlwind romance, we got married!