Oddly Enough Blog

Do they ALWAYS say ’til death do us part?

May 30, 2008

bridal-2-crop-140.jpgWell Mom, at long last, meet Patty – my sweet bride! Oh, I think Patty likes you, Mom! She doesn’t usually smile that much. Patty is too shy to tell you herself, but see those white doves in her hair? She shot them herself!

Who loves you, baby?

May 10, 2008

Blog Guy, I know you like to stop being obnoxious every so often and show a soft side, with cute animal pictures and stuff like that. How about doing something nice for Mothers Day, so I can e-mail it to my mom instead of buying a card?

Another chance to be pompous!

April 30, 2008

smart-140.jpg “You aren’t too smart. I like that in a man…”
– great line from the movie “Body Heat”

One burger to a customer, pal!

April 14, 2008

burgers-120.jpgHey blog guy, I’m planning my wedding for June, and I’m on a tight budget. I know you’ve been a professional event planner. Can you give me some money-saving some tips?

Must be a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation class!

March 31, 2008

kiss.jpgHere in America, we have a saying, “pulling a fast one.” Let me try to give an example.

Remake more splish than splash?

March 25, 2008

splash-160.jpgAfter recently breaking huge stories about remakes of “The Birds” and “The Great Escape,” this blog has more Hollywood news. It turns out they’ve done a cheap remake of the 1984 Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah mermaid hit, “Splash.”

The way you look tonight…

March 16, 2008

Some day, when I’m awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight.

Proposing marriage is not an outdoor sport

March 14, 2008

This guy decides to ask his girlfriend to marry him, so how does he do it?

    He gives her a $12,000 ring at home, with a cozy fire in the fireplace and a bottle of champagne chilling? He gives her a $12,000 ring at their favorite restaurant, over a perfect creme brulee? He puts a $12,000 ring in a helium balloon and takes it outside to hand it to her on a windy day?

Maybe you see where this is going. The balloon was last spotted drifting high over London.

Valentine to a four-eyed model

February 14, 2008

roses-180.jpgAll I get are nice surprises,
As I gaze into your eyeses,
If my counting is correct,
You’ve twice the number I’d expect

“I do! Now may I tissue?”

December 20, 2007

Jennifer Cannon married her Prince Charmin yesterday, and the couple started their new life together on a roll. They were wed in the Charmin Restrooms in New York’s romantic Times Square, and Jennifer wore a dress made from seven rolls of toilet paper.