Oddly Enough Blog

Who sang Funkytown? Who sang Funkytown? Who…

November 28, 2007

pickup-200.jpgThis dude wrote a book about picking up women. He says he was named “world’s greatest pickup artist” for three years. I never won that title, and didn’t even know there was a contest. But the thing is, this expert’s advice just sounds funny.

Bewitch me! I’ll bewitch you in a minute!

September 12, 2007

Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze
– Amanda Cross

“You said let’s visit Spain and meet chicks, Floyd!”

July 11, 2007

“Well, Mr. Know-It-All, this is a fine mess. You said, let’s run down this alley, and they’ll go for that dude standing in the doorway! How does that seem to be workin’ for us so far?

Thanks for coming, now go quickly…

June 13, 2007

brideface140.jpgDear Blog Guy,
I need some advice on planning my wedding, and naturally you’re the first person I thought of. Everything is so expensive! Can you give some tips on ways to cut costs without seeming to be cheap?
Happy Bride

How to be a gentleman in a stampede…

June 8, 2007

Dear Blog Guy,
You seem to know quite a bit about unusual social situations. I’ve asked a nice girl to go with me to run with the bulls. Any tips on what chicks expect on a date like this?

Gosh, eternity used to seem a lot longer…

April 16, 2007

Dear Blog Guy,
My soul mate and I want to do something to symbolize our eternal love. You seem to be a man of the world, what do you suggest?

Another wife? Sweeties, I was just joking!

April 10, 2007

Some people just lack a sense of humor. Take this guy in Saudi Arabia who was talking to his two wives, and he said – yes, he is allowed to have several wives over there – and he said to them that maybe it was time he got a third wife.

Can’t we just be friends, Sarjeet?

April 9, 2007

hurt300.jpgDear Blog Guy,
My sweetie left me, and I’m really bummed. I know you see stuff from all over the world, and I thought you might know some way for me to get over her.
Dumped and Depressed

Judging a book by the cover stud

March 26, 2007

Don’t tell anyone the big secret, but I guess the folks who publish Harlequin romances can’t just rely on breathtaking plot twists, multi-layered characters and gripping prose to sell enough of their books. That’s where guys with no shirts come in.

Heavy petting online: love me, love my dogs…

February 26, 2007

If you decide to go on a date with somebody you met on the Internet, it’s probably easier to hide the fact that you’re already married than it is to keep pets a secret. There’s hair on everything you wear, you have those sticky lint rollers in your car, and when you dig in your pockets for money you pull out plastic bags for cleaning up after your dog.