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Perhaps you recognize my large chest?

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So, pal, what do you do for a living?

What do I DO? I am FABIO!

Sorry, I don’t understand. What is that?

I am an actor and a model!

Oh! Have I seen you in anything?

Probably. I played the Handsome Man in “Scenes from a Mall,” the Blind Date in “Boogies Diner,” and I have done numerous cameos.

Long cameos?

No. The short kind.

Hmmmm. You do look familiar.

I am also a spokesman.

Spokesman, huh? For what?

I can’t believe it’s not butter.

What, this stuff on our plate isn’t butter?

No. I am a spokesman for I can’t believe it’s not butter!

Ah, I don’t watch much TV.

Do you read? I write books and my bare chest is on the covers! Perhaps you have read “Rogue,” “Comanche,” “Viking…”

Yeah, whatever. So what’s the deal with your hair, anyway?

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Top: Actor Joe Pantoliano (L) speaks with actor and model Fabio Lanzoni at the National Italian American Foundation Gala in Washington October 29, 2011. REUTERS/Joshua Roberts

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Right: Screen grab

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