Blog Guy, you’re looking positively jubilant today. Why are you rejoicing?
I’ve made the big time. My blog’s Facebook Network hit 25,000 members yesterday.
Blog Guy, we’re all aware that there is tough competition among contenders for the summer exhibition at your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop there in Washington. A few days ago you published the all-time goofiest Michelle Obama photo, which seems impossible to beat. Has Hillary Clinton just given up on winning the contest?