Oddly Enough Blog

That’s like a quarter of a million, isn’t it?

February 17, 2011

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Blog Guy, you’re looking positively jubilant today. Why are you rejoicing?

“If it ain’t Lamar’s, it just ain’t steak!”

November 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know you get around. I’ve heard that U.S. celebrities, even superstars, often do TV commercials and endorsements for overseas markets, since they know the ads won’t be shown here. Does this happen a lot?

We’re the First Ladies, we’ll be here all week!

October 28, 2010

michelle impression 300Blog Guy, you’re a Washington DC insider, so maybe you can clear up something for me. It sounds nutty, but I heard that many of our first ladies have professional lounge acts.

Legumes and goobers and tubers, oh my!

October 22, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’ve helped other readers with their photo collections. I recall the guy who collects pictures of dancing presidents, and the one who asked for shots of rich folks eating ice cream.

A perennial solution to security?

July 4, 2010

Blog Guy, last month you said that in case extremists get into the White House grounds and overpower the Secret Service, the Obamas have been trained to hide behind trees and shrubs.

Protect the first lady, Herb!

June 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, tell me some inside Washington stuff. What if extremists get into the White House grounds and overpower the Secret Service? What’s the contingency plan?

Put me in, Coach, I’m ready!

May 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, we’re all aware that there is tough competition among contenders for the summer exhibition at your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop there in Washington. A few days ago you published the all-time goofiest Michelle Obama photo, which seems impossible to beat. Has Hillary Clinton just given up on winning the contest?

Hey! Who wants a piece of the first lady?

May 20, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see all these very inspiring pictures of first lady Michelle Obama visiting classes in schools, and the kids seem to love her. How does she establish that instant rapport?

Hey, we’re out of paper towels!

April 25, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see that President and Mrs. Obama had a little getaway this weekend. That’s nice, especially after those worrisome signs of stress you wrote about recently. So what did they do?

You want goofy, or you want doughnuts?

April 24, 2010

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Blog Guy, you haven’t written much about your beloved Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop lately. You got anything new to unveil for the summer tourist season?