Oddly Enough Blog

Wanna see my Chipmunk, baby?

May 9, 2009

Blog Guy, you write a lot about military careers, and I could use some advice. I want to be able to wear a whole bunch of medals, to impress the chicks.

I hope you shoot better than you dress!

May 7, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m amazed by the Secret Service agents who protect our president. You never see a firearm, yet you know they’re ready for action. Is it like that all over?

Toss me the nuke, Duke!

April 27, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve read about the so-called “nuclear football” that goes everywhere with the U.S. President in case he needs to authorize a nuclear war. Are there any pictures of this doomsday gadget?

The army exploits of Major Stoner

April 25, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve noticed that every time you offer career advice about the military, all you do is write about the jobs you consider crappy. Are there ANY good jobs?

What if Macy’s got attacked on Thanksgiving?

April 10, 2009

Well, I’m in trouble now.

Awhile back, the Defense Department told me to make our military capability the best in the world. I looked for bargains, because who wants to waste tax dollars?

The very worst job: he who must not be named!

April 7, 2009

Blog Guy, my daughter hasn’t decided on a career. You give great job advice, and you’ve even named the worst job in the world. Could you remind me what that was?

Call me the Mocketeer! The Mocket Man!

April 3, 2009

Here we have this rich guy in Japan who spent $350,000 on mock missiles to act as a “deterrent” against a possible rocket incursion from North Korea.

Cheap remake of M*A*S*H?

March 30, 2009

Blog Guy, are you a licensed psychiatrist?

It depends. I am in some states, just not in the really picky ones. How can I help?

Who you callin’ yellow?

March 25, 2009

Blog Guy, military tactics is one of your areas of expertise. Can you update us on which countries are trying anything new and innovative in warfare?

Spread your wings, grasshopper!

March 14, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a science question for you. Is gravitational pull exactly the same everywhere on Earth?