Oddly Enough Blog

Just pay no attention to that guy…

April 16, 2011

LIBYA/

Okay sir, we hired your consulting firm, flew you over here from the U.S. in first class, and bought you a big steak dinner.

Hang on, we’re goin’ over a bump!

March 29, 2011

LIBYA/

Blog Guy, you’ve written a lot about those Government Death Panels. I was wondering, do they have special vehicles I should watch for in case they stop at my house?

Is the cavalry back with those doughnuts?

March 25, 2011

BRITAIN/

EMILY! How is our checking account overdrawn? What the hell did you buy?

Shut your cake hole, Herb! That stuff is for household expenses, every bit of it. Maybe you need to get a raise down at the plant!

Divan intervention in Libya?

March 16, 2011

LIBYA-GADDAFI/SON

Blog Guy, I rely on your blog for most of my international news, and I’m wondering if you can help make some sense of this thing in Libya. Which side is right?

No no no, I’m a rocket man…

March 10, 2011

RPG instructions490

Okay troops, listen up!

Some of you are new to using different kinds of rockets, so they’ve asked me, a Professor of Grenadery, to teach you some things.

You didn’t hit your head hard enough! Roll again!

February 26, 2011

RUSSIA/

Blog Guy, you write a lot about Krasnoyarsk, that place in Siberia that you like to call Wackytown. But what I find interesting is, you haven’t given many details about their military training over there.

There’s something about a man in uniform

February 15, 2011

OSCARS/

Quick quiz: The resplendent full dress uniform seen above, with blue lapels, gleaming buttons and rank stripes on the sleeves, will be worn by…

Flouting the health warnings?

February 15, 2011

frozen lips 490

Blog Guy, congratulate me. I just enlisted in the military. I’m a flute player, so I’m guaranteed a gig in a marching band.

I say! I did not see you there, mon!

February 13, 2011

IRISH/

Quick quiz: These photos show Britain’s Prince Charles

IRISH/a) giving a soldier a fatherly lecture on the need to wash his hair more than once a year.

A most alarming little gadget…

February 10, 2011

rocket launchers 490

Blog Guy, I’m a high school student doing a report, and I need your help.

Oh sure, I’m always eager to help with homework assignments. Do you want it single-spaced or double-spaced? You want me to misspell some words to make it look real?