Oddly Enough Blog

The one guy I can always depend on…

February 2, 2011


Blog Guy, can you settle an argument with the harpsichord player in my baroque ensemble?

Now, the new hit TV series, “Luger Town”

January 31, 2011


Blog Guy, we’re a whole month into 2011 and you haven’t spotted any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse. Does that mean we’re out of the woods?

Come to the border for a fling?

January 28, 2011

I love this story. It seems some Mexican smugglers were planning to hurl drugs across the border, using an actual catapult. The Mexican military seized 45 pounds of marijuana and a metal-framed catapult, just south of the Arizona border.

Ve haff vays to make you talk!

January 18, 2011

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Okay Blog Guy, tell us the location of the troops…

No way! You’ll NEVER make me betray my country!

Oh, so you’re a tough guy, huh? Suppose we cram brussel sprouts down your throat and make you watch “Jersey Shore?”

Made in the shade, with a big fat grenade

January 4, 2011

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Hey Blog Guy! I got a real gun for Christmas – a revolver! So where can I go to show people what a bad-ass I am now?

Those Volkswagens are sure making good time!

December 16, 2010

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U.S. Navy breaks railgun record

The U.S. Navy says it has shattered a record with its futuristic electromagnetic railgun by firing a projectile with enough force to launch 33 Volkswagen Beetles 100 miles all at once.

Spotting the stupid in science…

December 7, 2010

There’s a lot of complicated science news around, and I try to keep up with it so my readers don’t have to hurt their brains trying to understand. Here is some actual science stuff from recent days which may affect your life, so pay attention.

Gives new meaning to buck privates?

November 15, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know you’re an expert on military tactics and strategies. What do you think is the most effective fighting force in the world today?

There’s no room for non-shooters here!

November 13, 2010

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Lamar, get in my office! Isn’t Vasquez one of your men?

Yes, SIR General Johnson! What can I do for you, SIR!

obama vasquez 260What’s his problem?

SIR! There is no problem with Vasquez that I’m aware of, SIR!

Then where’s his camera? Doesn’t he know his commander-in-chief is speaking? Why isn’t he shooting photos like everybody else?

Oh no no no I’m a rocket man…

November 9, 2010


Blog Guy, my college career counselor sent me to you. He said you keep tabs on the most interesting and unusual new jobs out there, and I definitely want to try something different.