Oddly Enough Blog

Do you have a flare for stupidity?

October 14, 2010


Blog Guy, me and others like me are being discriminated against. We’re dumbasses, and we don’t think there are enough ways for us to express ourselves these days.

Hey, where’s that tear gas coming from?

October 7, 2010

Blog Guy, it must be tough covering news in hostile situations. How do you keep track of all the different weapons they use?

The world’s most dangerous sport?

September 25, 2010


Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my haberdasher’s chimney sweep?

That’s why I’m here, to settle stupid bets. What is it this time?

hokey pokey vertical 220What is the most dangerous game in the world? I say it’s Floppy Clown Shoe Minefield Parachuting, but the chimney sweep¬†thinks it’s Lightning Storm Aluminum Pacemaker Pole Vaulting. Who’s right?

Can a pilot get some RESPECT?

September 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know you keep a close eye on military maneuvers around the world. Are there any going on now?

Okay, the next round’s on me!

September 8, 2010


Quick quiz: The troops in this photograph, clearly nervous and struggling, are…

Run for cover, boys, they’re shootin’ blanks!

September 1, 2010

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I’m just not positive what’s going on here.

This caption says a trainer is firing blanks as a soldier jumps off a platform during an obstacle course at an Iraqi military base, while U.S. soldiers take shelter from the scorching summer sun and watch the Iraqis train. Let’s watch and learn…

Starting your own Goofy Face Museum?

August 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, as the curator of the very popular Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop in the nation’s capital,¬†can you tell us a little about what makes a truly goofy picture? It all starts with a goofy face, right?

Hold on Ma, we’re a half-second from Miami!

August 25, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know you’re one of the biggest names in travel writing, and I have a question.

Tanks for nothing…

August 11, 2010


“This is General Johnson, come in Alpha Dog. Are the assault vessels in place? Roger that…

Kids, welcome to Camp Sarcasm!

August 4, 2010


“Timmy, Jennifer, it’s August, and you know what that means!”

“Yay! Summer camp, Daddy, summer camp!”

“Exactly! So this year the choices are, let’s see, cartoon camp, cookie camp, Justin Bieber camp, messy room camp…”