Oddly Enough Blog

What’s your outfit, soldier?

November 18, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you’re always making fun of bizarre fashion show outfits, but they can’t ALL be that bad. Is it fair for you to only show a designer’s strangest creations?

Brand recognition to die for…

November 12, 2009

Welcome to the story that cannot be satirized. It’s already THAT good.

It seems the designer of the Kalashnikov rifle was just named a “Hero of Russia” by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, who lauded him for creating “the brand every Russian is proud of.”

Bad practical jokes on guys with guns…

October 11, 2009

Pay attention, Earl, this is goin’ down as my very best practical joke ever!Now just picture it. All these troops will be looking left, see, watching for the president to arrive. So I’m gonna stretch a shin-high rope in front of their legs!Then, see, when they take a step forward with their UNLOADED rifles to present arms, they’ll all go stumbling and sprawling! They’ll be SO pissed-off!Get outta here, Earl, here comes the president now!What? Their guns ARE loaded? Fully-automatic, huh? Magnum what?

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Send in air support! Send in the clowns!

September 29, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a career soldier in the U.S. military, but I gotta say I’m sick of following the so-called leaders they throw at us. Does every army in the world have the same kind of clowns running it?

Honeydew you know the answer?

September 25, 2009

Blog Guy, I was intrigued by your recent item showing a student painted like a watermelon. Can you tell us more about the photo?

Join the Navy and see the lake!

September 20, 2009

Blog Guy, you’re known for your great career advice. I think I’d like something in the military – my girlfriend says I look GREAT in uniform!

Kabul-Capades, coming your way!

September 9, 2009

Blog Guy, I read about a vocational training program for Afghan citizens. It sounds so strange I don’t even want to repeat it here…

Most popular posts for August: Surprise, surprise!

September 4, 2009

It’s time to release this blog’s five most popular posts for August, and it underscores that every month I learn something new about my readers’ interests.

Life imitates art, over and over…

August 20, 2009

Blog Guy, following up on your post about the motorcycle attack machine, may we turn to China’s army?

Presenting our new crack unit!

August 20, 2009

General, I’m proud to give you the first look at our new battlefield attack cycle! It carries five soldiers – three with assault weapons, a lookout on top, and a driver.