Oddly Enough Blog

When party smalltalk gets out of control

December 2, 2011

Blog Guy, I have a very specific fashion need and I hope you can help with it.

I go to a lot of very fancy affairs, but I have a tendency to say nasty things, and then other guests throw punches at me. What can I wear to protect myself at the holiday parties coming up?

A post-Thanksgiving image booster

November 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m afraid I really pigged out yesterday at Thanksgiving, but I understand a few extra pounds are considered attractive these days.

The worst fashions? Manure couture…

November 18, 2011

Blog Guy, I mainly come here for your coverage of really bad fashion. You do show us ALL the worst creations, right?

Think she’ll notice if we take her purse?

November 4, 2011

Lamar, where did you get the models for today’s fashion show?

From my psychiatrist. They’re all in therapy for various things, so they’re happy to have the work.

Perhaps you recognize my large chest?

November 3, 2011

So, pal, what do you do for a living?

What do I DO? I am FABIO!

Sorry, I don’t understand. What is that?

I am an actor and a model!

Oh! Have I seen you in anything?

Probably. I played the Handsome Man in “Scenes from a Mall,” the Blind Date in “Boogies Diner,” and I have done numerous cameos.

The Runway’s Got Talent!

November 1, 2011

It’s the same old story, Lamar. We’ve got a major fashion show today, but we can’t afford to pay professional models. You always manage to come through with models on the cheap. Any luck?

Get a grip, models!

October 8, 2011

Lamar, we’ve got another expensive fashion show to put on today, and our label is in the toilet. Have you found any more ways to save money? We just can’t afford a first class runway production.

Sizzling hot fashions from a cold planet

October 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I have a complaint.

Like many of your readers, I mostly come here for news about fashion on the planet Neptune, but you haven’t had any since last February. Back then, you said fashion photos from the Hubble Telescope showed krunkwads were getting longer for the next season.

Where in the world is Paris Hilton?

September 27, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m worried sick! It’s been four days since we left Paris Hilton promoting her shoes in Istanbul, and we’ve heard nothing from her. I’m going to start checking the hospitals.

Then, with flames licking at her heels…

September 26, 2011

Okay, Lamar, I put you in charge of designing our whole new line of women’s shoes, so show us what you came up with.