Blog Guy, I’m a guy with an unusual problem. My buddies and I live in one of those towns where the men really outnumber the chicks, and we don’t know where to go for brides. There just aren’t any women.
Blog Guy, I was wondering. Where do the fewest women get married?
You know, I mean like which country has the highest percentage of what we used to call “old maids” before we became enlightened?
Blog Guy, can you settle a bet I have with the guy who does grout work in my grandma’s shower?
Okay sales staff, the big civil defense and security equipment exhibition is coming up, and we need to push our merchandise. Let’s brainstorm!
Blog Guy, I have a problem. I’m a very attractive woman and people tell me my hair is one of my best features.
Blog Guy, I’m a regular reader of your blog, and I need a personal favor.
Sorry, I can’t really get involved with helping people, I’ve got a lot of readers.
Blog Guy, it’s me. That aspiring photojournalist you’ve…
Been mentoring, Right, I know. At some point I should ask your name, but let’s not rush it. So what is it now? More pope shots?
Blog Guy, it seems like mostly you write about jobs to avoid. How about some positive career advice? Aren’t there any GREAT jobs out there?
Blog Guy, you’re pretty plugged into the flashy world of top supermodels, aren’t you?
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous fashion advice. I’m a woman with a fairly large butt.