Oddly Enough Blog

My name is Cecil, I play the ukulele…

April 5, 2010

Hey there, Gorgeous! You come to this bar often?

CHINA/I myself make this scene a couple times a week. Gotta spread myself around where the hot chicks are, am I right?

The naked stewardess time warp…

April 2, 2010

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Welcome back to a regular feature we like to call, “What Year is this Again?.”

Can’t walk on the catwalk?

March 29, 2010

GEORGIA/

Boss, the models are complaining about their food again.

Lonnie, I get so tired of this! What do they expect, real meat?

fashion fall crop 220Well Boss, some of them say they’re not even getting enough nutrition to make it to the end of the runway and back without stopping for a rest.

Why are these bikini models romping?

March 26, 2010

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Quick quiz: These three perky Victoria’s Secret models are celebrating because…

Zombie models, undead and unamused

March 23, 2010

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Okay, fashion show staff, as you know we’ve been struggling for some time with the problem of models showing too much emotion when they’re out on the runway.

I’d like to thank my strap that didn’t break

March 22, 2010

USA/SHOWEST

Blog Guy, last year you had several posts about a supposed new fashion trend in which portions of a woman’s anatomy had to be covered up with her own hand, if you take my meaning.

Hey Liz, your bra goes…oh, never mind!

March 20, 2010

Quick quiz: This photo from a fashion show illustrates:

fashion bizarre 260a) The growing problem of headless models

b) A model who is too stupid to put her big sunglasses on right

c) A model who is too stupid to put her airline sleep mask on right

d) A model who enjoyed a little hanky-panky backstage before the show, and doesn’t think anybody will notice

Seems like clipping my toenails is a full-time job

March 18, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’ve helped a lot of readers with very specific fashion needs, and I hope you can help me. I’m just a regular chick, except I have two extra legs growing out of my stomach, and just because of that small detail, I can’t find clothes to wear.

Fashion photography, the age of aquariums?

March 17, 2010

Blog Guy, it’s me, that aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.

I’m Mr. Bozo, I’ll be your attorney…

March 16, 2010

So Alan, another Monday morning at the office. Whatcha got going on today?

fashion red suits crop 280Oh don’t even ask, Gordon! I got an Executive Board meeting all day to discuss the IBM acquisition.