Hey there, Gorgeous! You come to this bar often?
I myself make this scene a couple times a week. Gotta spread myself around where the hot chicks are, am I right?
Boss, the models are complaining about their food again.
Lonnie, I get so tired of this! What do they expect, real meat?
Well Boss, some of them say they’re not even getting enough nutrition to make it to the end of the runway and back without stopping for a rest.
Quick quiz: This photo from a fashion show illustrates:
a) The growing problem of headless models
b) A model who is too stupid to put her big sunglasses on right
c) A model who is too stupid to put her airline sleep mask on right
d) A model who enjoyed a little hanky-panky backstage before the show, and doesn’t think anybody will notice
Blog Guy, you’ve helped a lot of readers with very specific fashion needs, and I hope you can help me. I’m just a regular chick, except I have two extra legs growing out of my stomach, and just because of that small detail, I can’t find clothes to wear.
Blog Guy, it’s me, that aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.
Oh cripes, what now? I thought I lost you in the crowd!
Nope, your Afro wig and handlebar mustache are obvious fakes. Look, I just shot my first fashion show, and I wondered if you could critique my….