Oddly Enough Blog

A little bit of Boris…

March 13, 2010

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The mother of all wardrobe malfunctions?

March 12, 2010

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Class, welcome to Wardrobe Malfunctions 101, where we’ll see what can go wrong if you try to cut corners in the high end fashion design  process.

Mom and Dad, the Beautiful People?

March 11, 2010

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I should warn you, I’m kind of emotional today. See, I’m adopted, and I just got a report from a private detective who has tracked down my biological parents after all these years. You can imagine my feelings as I read it.

It’s like Halloween, every day!

March 10, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m in HUGE trouble! My school is putting on “H.M.S. Pinafore” this weekend, and I’m playing Bill Bobstay, the boatswain’s mate. Mom was supposed to make my costume but she got really hammered on mudslides and took a bunch of her pills, and….

This model walks into a bar, see…

March 9, 2010

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Lamar, those fashion models are getting uppity. Oh, they’re so full of themselves, with their beauty and glamour, we need to take ‘em down a notch.

What are you chicks waiting for again?

March 6, 2010

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“Maggie, what the hell is going on? The fashion show has started, and those three models over there don’t even have their make-up! Let’s get going!”

Lingerie models, coy and decoy…

March 4, 2010

Blog Guy, I know you’ve done security consulting for some major companies. Are you working with anybody now, or is that confidential?

She’s choking! Save the shoes!

March 2, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m dating a fashion model…

Hey, that must be neat.

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They don’t call it a runway for nothin’….

March 1, 2010

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Boss, you know how you’re always saying we need to cut costs for our fashion shows? Well, have I got great news for you!

Top 10 things about the blog in February

February 28, 2010

This was a very good month for the blog. I tried doing a few items in list form, and it paid off in page views. I did this for 10 reasons, but I don’t remember what they were.