Oddly Enough Blog

The WORST men’s fashions: crapfest on the catwalk!

December 30, 2009

As a former male model myself, I have to say that… What? Oh, sorry, I’ve just been told that having my picture in my high school yearbook doesn’t technically make me one of those. How embarrassing.

A holiday gift from Shameless to Nameless

December 27, 2009

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Blog Guy, I have a complaint. Back in the old days you used to run photos of Victoria’s Secret models to make the point that they were getting too much news coverage.

Read us about the steamy models, Mr. President!

December 25, 2009

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Blog Guy, you’ve been dissed by President Barack Obama. Just a few days ago you wrote about your children’s book, “The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas,” which was supposed to take its place up there with “The Polar Express.”

The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas!

December 21, 2009

I got nothing and I’m in big trouble.

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My publisher gave me a hefty advance to write a feel-good new Christmas story for children, to take its place up there with “The Polar Express” and such-like.

Hey look! It’s Super Wastebasket Man!

December 17, 2009

Fashion Show security staff. Come in, please. Give me a situation report on the nude intruder we found backstage.

I see England, I see France, I see special underpants…

December 16, 2009

SPAIN/

I tend to have to take a lot of crap from female readers who say that I use too many photos of attractive women and not enough of men.

Bleu video: a sexy homage to fromage?

December 14, 2009

Bob, it’s me. Your boss. Remember we discussed increasing traffic to your blog? Huh?

A spike in designer sales?

December 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I need some dating fashion advice.

I’m a normal young woman, and I often find that on a first date with a guy I meet online, he only has one thing on his mind, if you catch my drift.

Now he’s just pandering to the masses!

November 24, 2009

Quick quiz: The photo above shows… a popular Village People tribute group a Las Vegas City Council meeting an actual Hubble Telescope photograph of heaven a cheap, desperate, pathetic attempt to boost blog traffic by running a vulgar commercial event into the ground

Hey, congratulations to you readers who correctly identified the Vegas City Council!

Hottest new gift gadget for guys this season…

November 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I need Christmas gift shopping advice for my boyfriend. I want something really special. Help!