Blog Guy, I really need some dating advice. I’m an attractive young woman but I’m very shy, and when I meet a new man for the first time I just don’t know what to say. Help!
Looking back at my blog’s traffic statistics for October, it was an interesting month.
Boss, those models are back complaining again.
Boy, it’s always something with them. What is it this time?
They haven’t eaten since 2006. Look at that one on the runway, with the spindly legs and her pelvis protruding through her skin…
Okay cheerleaders, I think we can learn something from the fashion industry.
As many of you know, some design houses have started using dog groomers to style hair for their fashion shows, trying to cut costs in these difficult times.
Okay fashion show staff, we’re bleeding cash here!
Our big cost-saving idea of hiring dog groomers to do our models’ hair helped a lot, but look at what we’re spending on lipstick! We can’t keep buying makeup this way!
My goodness, it’s October 25 again! Longtime readers of this blog know that’s the day we update you on news about famous people with seals.
Blog Guy, you’re an expert on police operations around the world, right?
So I was wondering, what are the very best and very worst police departments? I’m counting on you.
Blog Guy, I’m curious about the psychology of fashion models. Do they just wear anything they’re given, or do they have strong personal feelings about the creations?
Blog Guy, you’re always making fun of fashion designers, acting like you think they are worthless, gangrenous canker sores on the buttocks of society.
Blog Guy, you know all the dark secrets of the designer fashion business, and it’s time to admit a fatal flaw.