Oddly Enough Blog

Fashion models, name your poison…

September 20, 2011

Here we go again, Lamar. We’ve got a major fashion show coming up, and the cost of paying good models would bankrupt us. Have you found a source for bargain-priced chicks, like you usually do?

Fashions for a more forgettable you…

July 29, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous fashion advice.

I’m in a business I’d rather not name, but it’s in my best interest for certain people not to be able to find me. Am I clear so far?

If Lego made shoes for women…

July 26, 2011

Lamar, you said you had a hot new fashion design to show me. I’m skeptical after that nutty lingerie thing a few days ago, but I’m listening.

No, wait! I wanted the FUN seats!

July 21, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m a faithful reader of your blog and I’m hoping you can use your influence to get me tickets to the Copa America soccer matches now underway in Argentina.

Reading in bed just got a lot better…

July 12, 2011

Okay Lamar, your memo said you’ve come up with a  totally new fashion concept in women’s apparel. I’m very excited, so show me what you’ve got.

Where DO you find all those arms and legs, Ma?

June 19, 2011

Let me make sure I understand this, Lamar. You say your mother can supply us with a steady supply of free models for our fashion shows?

A skeleton crew of bikini models?

June 16, 2011

Ah, this is the life, right Lamar? Fashion Week in Brazil, where the women are gorgeous and shapely and we can really show off our most daring bikinis.

Fashion models are fit to be tied?

June 15, 2011

Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today, and money is still very tight.

You get a lot of modeling work, do you?

June 9, 2011

Lamar, we’ve got yet another fashion show today and we’re still broke. Did you manage to find us an affordable male model?

Great legs, nice calves…

May 30, 2011

Blog Guy, I have a huge complaint.

I started reading your blog for your great coverage of German farming news, but here lately you’ve written very little about it.