“Versace and Gucci…started their shows with men dressed in white or pale creams. Versace also showed comfort with unbuttoned tunics and safari-like jackets…”
— Reuters story from Milan Fashion Week
Come in and have a seat, Mr. Johnson, and thanks for your application to join our little company.
Blog Guy, you’ve helped all kinds of professions find high-fashion attire to suit their needs. Ventriloquists, police decoys, even Smurfs. Can you help my proud profession, bicycle messengers?
Afternoon, Mr. Johnson, we’re the whippers you called for. You know, from Acme Whipping and Lawn Care.
Fashion staff, this new push-up product of ours is going to turn the beauty business upside down!
Oh my God!
Ralphie, what’s wrong?
That chick coming this way. That’s my Internet date! I recognize her from her picture, and I think she’s really pissed!
Herb, Lonnie, we need to talk.
See, when I invited you to meet me here at the beach to cruise for chicks, and I told you to wear hats because of the bright sun, well…
Great news for you chicks who want someone using razor-sharp scissors on your neck and head while balanced upside-down!
Blog Guy, I have a deep-seated fear of zombies. Like I was at a party and I met a nice chick but she had a dazed look and she started asking personal brain-related questions and I got scared.
Blog Guy, is it just me, or does it seem like these days you don’t see as many ferrets in fashion shows as you used to?