Oddly Enough Blog

Honey, where’s my pale cream tunic?

June 29, 2009

“Versace and Gucci…started their shows with men dressed in white or pale creams. Versace also showed comfort with unbuttoned tunics and safari-like jackets…”
Reuters story from Milan Fashion Week

Just leave your parrot outside, sir…

June 26, 2009

Come in and have a seat, Mr. Johnson, and thanks for your application to join our little company.

Get out of the way for courier couture!

June 24, 2009

Blog Guy, you’ve helped all kinds of professions find high-fashion attire to suit their needs. Ventriloquists, police decoys, even Smurfs. Can you help my proud profession, bicycle messengers?

You call for some professional whippers?

June 23, 2009

Afternoon, Mr. Johnson, we’re the whippers you called for. You know, from Acme Whipping and Lawn Care.

Check the clavicles on that babe!

June 10, 2009

Fashion staff, this new push-up product of ours is going to turn the beauty business upside down!

“Hamana-hamana-hamana”

June 8, 2009

Oh my God!

Ralphie, what’s wrong?

That chick coming this way. That’s my Internet date! I recognize her from her picture, and I think she’s really pissed!

What’s that thing on your HEAD, Lonnie?

June 4, 2009

Herb, Lonnie, we need to talk.

See, when I invited you to meet me here at the beach to cruise for chicks, and I told you to wear hats because of the bright sun, well…

Mr. Wang, novelty hairstylist!

June 1, 2009

Great news for you chicks who want someone using razor-sharp scissors on your neck and head while balanced upside-down!

Hey handsome, what’s your hat size?

May 31, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a deep-seated fear of zombies. Like I was at a party and I met a nice chick but she had a dazed look and she started asking personal brain-related questions and I got scared.

Fashion: ferret and wear it…

May 26, 2009

Blog Guy, is it just me, or does it seem like these days you don’t see as many ferretsĀ in fashion shows as you used to?