Oddly Enough Blog

The worst outfit in the history of earth?

May 18, 2009

I blog a lot about bad fashion, and readers often ask what’s the worst outfit I’ve ever seen. You know, like one where I’d swallow a cyanide pill rather than wear it.

Waiter, there’s a hair in my… Oh, it’s mine!

May 17, 2009

It’s time again for Fashion Mailbag, where we solve readers’ unusual wardrobe dilemmas.

Got a date with an angel, gotta meet her at seven…

April 30, 2009

Okay Lonnie, this is a disaster and I have only my stupid self to blame!

I planned for DAYS to hit this hot singles spot for some action, and I invited you to meet me here to help me pick up gorgeous chicks. You know, introduce me, say good stuff about me and so on.

Skimpy bikinis, lots to think about!

April 29, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, it seems like you’re always sort of making fun of fashion models. Why don’t you just once listen to what they have to say, and learn something?

Begin your opening arrrrrrguments!

April 16, 2009

Avast, fashion design staff, this be a genuine crisis!

For years we’ve featured pirate-themed fashions in our shows, and we’ve made millions from big-spenders who thought the piracy thing was romantic and exotic.

Very 17th century brothel, honey!

April 13, 2009

Is it just me, or does anybody else notice something disturbing about these photos?

You call it fashion, I call it flashin’

March 30, 2009

A few days ago I did a very popular post on what appeared to be a fashion trend, a dress that leaves one breast exposed, so the woman has to cover it with her hand. I saw some flaws in the idea, and there was plenty of reader discussion about it.

Stand in front of the Harley, Carly!

March 27, 2009

Blog Guy, it’s me again. The guy you’re tutoring to be a photojournalist. Recently you told me about shooting auto shows, and how all people want to see are the chick models. But I presume motorcycle shows are different – surely readers want to see new motorcycles?

Stupid fashion: accessory to the crime?

March 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I love  your fashion coverage, but please write more about accessories.

Because you’re mine, I walk the lion!

March 19, 2009

Blog Guy, I represent a project to open a Johnny Cash Zoo, and I….

A what?

You know, a zoo where all the animals dress in black, like Johnny Cash did.

What would be the point of that?

Our target audience is families who want to go to the zoo, but don’t want to be cheered up by the visit. We also own a Johnny Cash Circus and a Johnny Cash Amusement Park.