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May 26, 2011

Blog Guy, will you please set up one of your famous fantasy photos for me?

What do you have in mind?

Well, I want to be in it myself. I’ll be in a train station…

Already I don’t like where this is going.

See, this gorgeous brunette – like Kate Middleton, only much prettier – dressed all in black, with stiletto boots, roars up on a big red BSA Spitfire and stops to let me on the back…

A sure way to get their attention…

May 2, 2011

We’ve got another fashion show today, Lamar, and money is still very tight. Did you manage to find us a model who works cheap?

I’m just putting on my eye makeup, honey!

April 25, 2011

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Lamar, our fashion show is about to start. Did you find us a fresh supply of affordable runway models?

You said my butt looks WHAT?

April 15, 2011

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Lonnie, what were we thinking? I KNEW we shouldn’t have booked a fashion show in Mexico, what with the drug wars, the gang hits, the brazen shootouts all over the place!

Darn, I’d forget my blouse if it wasn’t…

April 6, 2011

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Lamar, did you manage to get us some more cut-rate models for the fashion show?  I know you’ve saved money in the past by using the criminally insane, the extremely sullen, zombies….

Are you the models from Moody Judy?

April 5, 2011

 

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Okay Lamar, we’re back to doing our fashion shows on the cheap, since we blew all that money on supermodels last week.

When pensive gets expensive…

April 1, 2011

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Okay Lamar, the big day has arrived! For once, we’re spending some real money on supermodels for our fashion show, and you’ll see what a difference quality can make.

A walk in the park with an obvious narc?

March 27, 2011

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Blog Guy, you used to blog a lot about the new fashions for police decoys, those guys who try to look like such tempting targets that criminals can’t resist going after them. But you haven’t shown us the new stuff for ages.

Juicy fruits in our birthday suits?

March 23, 2011

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Sit down, sir. As your neighborhood bank manager I appreciate you coming to us for your small business loan. Now, tell me a little about your idea.

Another tragic thinking mishap…

March 20, 2011

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Lamar!

What is it this time, Boss?

There’s smoke coming out of that model’s hair out there on the runway! What’s wrong with her?