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News, but not the serious kind
Lamar, get your butt into my office! Is there some kind of labor unrest out there? I don’t like that.
I’m all over it, Boss. Some of the male models are kind of skittish over security concerns.
Security? Whatever for?
There seems to be a feeling that our creations are total crap this year and that the crowd will get ugly.
But crap is all we produce, Lamar. Who’s complaining?
Oh, the guy who is wearing only pajama bottoms. He’s demanding that two thugs in bathrobes have his back at all times.
Hey Clancy, thanks for gettin’ us into that party, but I must say it creeped me out a little.
Really, Lamar? What was wrong?
Are you kidding me, Clancy? That one chick had her eye on me all evening.
I guess I didn’t notice her. Was it the brunette in the skullcap?
Nope, it was another one. She had me in her mind’s eye, for sure.
And another creepy thing was that strange chick who paid that short guy with the elbow-length rubber gloves to walk behind her as part of her outfit.
Say, Blog Guy, whatever happened to that coveted position you used to write about, the Queen of the Entire World?
I remember you used to tell us whenever someone new got the title, but that motorcycle chick in the gold lamé swimsuit and stilettos seems to have reigned for some time now.
Lamar! Get your butt into my office!
What is it THIS time, Boss?
What is the deal with those models out there in today’s fashion show? Their faces are all bright red!
But Boss! Your memo said specifically you wanted redheads, so I replaced the lights in the dressing room mirrors with tanning lamps. I thought it worked out pretty well.
What we need is a group of women who will make their own outfits, do their own hair and makeup, and strut the runway, all for free.
Okay ladies, thank you for coming to the Victoria’s Secret “bra launch” today. We’re sure you will enjoy your new purchases.
You were wise to sign up for this class on how to wear a brassiere, a must for any young woman going out into the world.
Okay, publishing staff, I’ll tell you why we called this meeting.
Children’s books aren’t selling as well as they used to. We need to retool them a bit for today’s more sophisticated kids, and for the the dads who do the bedtime reading.
You know, maybe even a tad risqué.
Now, Lamar has been brainstorming this, and he has some ideas for us. Lamar, fill us in….