Oddly Enough Blog

Fall fashions? Your slip is showing…

February 4, 2011

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Johnson, get your butt into my office! You call yourself a news photographer? You’ve covered the fashion show all week, and not a single shot of a model falling down!

Look chic when it’s a jungle out there!

February 3, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m a woman who likes to look her best at all times. I have an irrational fear of being caught out in the jungle, without my luggage, and no way to accessorize my outfit.

Try walking with more Bounce, girls!

February 2, 2011

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Hey Sweetie, have you gone to the laundromat yet this week?  I really need some clean underwear.

Time to slather on more makeup, honey!

January 28, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m an 18-year-old girl and I want to be a model, but my parents won’t let me take modeling classes!

The warm, buttery, gooey diet?

January 26, 2011

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Blog Guy, my friend told me about a big new miracle diet. I’m skeptical because it seems so unusual, but I thought I’d ask you.

Fashion creations to die for?

January 24, 2011

 

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Okay Lamar, business hasn’t picked up at all, so I hope you REALLY saved money on today’s fashion show. We’re just about broke.

I stick my neck out for nobody…

January 20, 2011

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Blog Guy, you’ve helped lots of people with unusual fashion needs, and I hope you can do something for me. I’m an attractive woman who was born with no neck.

From the design house to the outhouse…

January 13, 2011

porta fashion models 490

Lamar, now that our fashion show is underway, please tell me you managed to keep costs down. I hope you didn’t throw away a lot of money on extravagances and luxury doodads.

And the trunk is roomy enough for a…

January 12, 2011

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Blog Guy, have you been over to the auto show to see the new models?

detroit combo 340You bet, and this year they’re great, especially the Audi. I actually bought one!

Cavort until you’re blue in the face…

January 6, 2011

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Okay Lamar, this was your really big chance. How many guys get to plan the entire Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, huh?