Oddly Enough Blog

Fashion mirage in a parking garage?

October 16, 2010


Okay fashion show staff, we really need to cut costs on our fashion show this week. Lamar, I put you in charge of trimming the fat. What have you come up with?

Why is our pilot wearing a life jacket?

October 8, 2010

As a part of the international fashion industry press corps I would never poke fun at the designers, models, creations or glitzy shows. I know which side my thin-sliced sprouted whole grain toast is not buttered on, or however that expression goes.

Topless model makes spectacle?

October 6, 2010


Lamar! The fashion show is about to start, and one of the models is topless!

FRANCE-FASHION/Only the one, Boss? I don’t know what the others were thinking of. I’ll talk to them.

Well-dressed puppets, no strings attached

October 5, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’ve helped a lot of people with unusual fashion needs. Firing squad victimssatyrs, gladiators’ wives, Smurfs I’m a puppet, see, and it’s hard for us to find nice clothes. Can you help?

Ya think she might be nuts, Lamar?

October 3, 2010

fashion yellow 490

So wait a minute, Lamar. Tell me again how you know this chick who’s coming here to the bar?

World’s ugliest shoes? Quite a feet!

September 28, 2010

red shoes 490

Lamar, I put you in charge of creating our label’s signature new shoe for spring. Our competition is the Holy Grail of of shoes, the stiletto in the top photo. The stuff dreams are made of. Sleek, sensual, five straps, platform soles, 14-inch heels. Lusty Cherry Red!

Look, Mr. Purina has a new outfit!

September 24, 2010

Man, am I pumped!

SPAIN-FASHIONLet me back up a minute. Despite being a global style guru thanks to my blog, I really don’t worry too much about my personal wardrobe.

Is it me, or does it look better on HER?

September 21, 2010

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What’s wrong, Boss? Why are you crying?

pinky lee 160Lonnie, our clothing label is ruined. This is the end…. It’s all my fault. I sank everything into buying millions of yards of plaid automobile seat cover fabric for the 1960 Chevy Impala.

Go buy me a gunny, honey!

September 20, 2010

Okay Lamar, it’s your chance to shine. I put you in charge of our new spring line of purses, so what have you got? We want very classy, very upscale!

Moody? It’s just a fez she’s going through!

September 19, 2010


Lamar, I’ve been looking at our creations for the fashion show, and I know what’s missing.