Oddly Enough Blog

$2,250? You’re off your trolley!

November 7, 2011

Blog Guy, has your Thanksgiving Williams-Sonoma catalog arrived yet? I can’t wait to see what expensive specialty gadgets we need to help us prepare the most traditional meal of all.

Get a grip, models!

October 8, 2011

Lamar, we’ve got another expensive fashion show to put on today, and our label is in the toilet. Have you found any more ways to save money? We just can’t afford a first class runway production.

It’s only art, what’s the worst that can happen?

August 4, 2011

Here’s an actual true news item. Unionized art handlers have been picketing outside Sotheby’s after the auction house locked them out following a drawn-out contract dispute.

Hey look! I think it’s money!

July 20, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m going on vacation soon to that brand-new country, South Sudan, and I need some of your famous travel advice. Should I convert my dollars here, or wait until I get there?

Boy, this comes as quite a surprise…

June 22, 2011

I am in the wrong damned business. I need to get one of those sweet gigs doing scientific “studies.”

Hey, you missed a spot by the Porsche!

April 24, 2011

AUTOSHOW/PREMIUM

Okay people, as you know, our exhibit at the Shanghai Auto Show is all about glamor and luxury. Class, sumptuousness and style. Lamar, you were in charge of our display, let’s see what you’ve come up with.

Three great inventions we really need…

February 8, 2011

THAILAND

Blog Guy, apart from writing textbooks and making airplanes, what do you do with your time?

Saving for college, one holdup at a time

January 20, 2011

As a humor blogger, if there’s one question I get more than any other it’s “Blog Guy, college is so darned expensive these days, how can I afford to send my kids there?”

From the design house to the outhouse…

January 13, 2011

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Lamar, now that our fashion show is underway, please tell me you managed to keep costs down. I hope you didn’t throw away a lot of money on extravagances and luxury doodads.

Remember to tip your blogger, folks

December 23, 2010

EMIRATES-GOLD/VENDING

Blog Guy, you’re an expert on social etiquette. Should I give a gift or a tip to my favorite bloggers at Christmas? Would they be offended because they’re professionals?